Archive for the ‘Humor Stories’ Category

Humor Story

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

They say that this story was actually - heard in traumatology, although the person with whom it did not see … Told the story of trauma the injured … Evening. Dark. Coming home drunk. In shoes, rolled a small, nasty stone - well, you know, at first ignore, then tolerated, then reluctance Razuvaev on the street … In short, went to the post, took a bit stronger for him and … become so nervously shaking his foot - suddenly pops up? .. Five minutes later passes man, he saw me, grabbed my head and began to call for help … I am continuing to shake his foot, look around - no one rob, street empty - why would he? .. And he ran so nervous, fumbled around his eyes, ran to the nearby staircase, shouting: “Well, thank God!”. (more…)

Funny Story

Monday, August 31st, 2009

My new story: I have a friend of Alex, and he does not hesitate to joke with adults on various topics, and with older than 30 years, and even the elderly. (more…)

Electricity

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009

Today’s question: What in the world is electricity and where does it go after it leaves the toaster?
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Cannibal Fruit

Monday, January 12th, 2009

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. (more…)

The Chicken That Wouldn’t Shut Up!

Saturday, January 10th, 2009

Jack Olive was talking to a friend at home one day when they suddenly heard a chicken squawking. (more…)

These Three Are Tough

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

Three city mice are sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes a shot of tequila, slams the glass on the table and says,”I’m the toughest mouse in this city. (more…)

Return Match

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009

The boxer returned to his dressing-room looking pretty bad. He felt and looked all to pieces. He opened his eyes when the promoter approached. (more…)

Paging Company

Sunday, January 4th, 2009

From a life of the operator of the paging company (more…)

Funny Joke

Friday, January 2nd, 2009

When only there were sex shops, I have bought to one friend on birthday a clockwork dick (more…)

Today On Work

Saturday, November 15th, 2008

Today on work. The company solid, at all on hearing practically every day. (more…)