Cool Rider. Funny Shoot.
Sunday, August 31st, 2008
Archive for August, 2008
Fishing and Whiskey
Sunday, August 31st, 2008One Saturday morning,Glen decided to go fishing.
He sat there for hours,but nothing.The bottle whiskey that he’ve took with him,was also empty.He throw the empty bottle into pieces against a nearby rock. (more…)
Fat Dog. Humor Animals.
Saturday, August 30th, 2008
An Engineer in Hell
Saturday, August 30th, 2008An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer — you’re in the wrong place.” So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. (more…)
Nice Girl. Pretty Car.
Friday, August 29th, 2008
Funny Magazine. Cute Girls.
Thursday, August 28th, 2008
Conflict Resolution
Thursday, August 28th, 2008There was once an englishman and a scotsman who lived next door to each other. The englishman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hens eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the scotsman’s garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the scotsman pick up the egg. The englishman ran up to the scotsman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen.The scotsman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.
They argued for a while until finally the englishman said “In my family we normally solve disputes by the following message: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, whomever gets up quicker wins the egg.”
The scotsman agreed to this and so the english man found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the scotsman and kicked as hard as he could in the balls.The scotsman fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes.
Eventually the scotsman stood up and said “Now it’s my turn to kick you.”
The englishman said “Keep the fucking egg.”
Cruel Toilet. Funny Shot.
Wednesday, August 27th, 2008
Cinderella and the Pumpkin
Wednesday, August 27th, 2008We all know how Cinderella wanted to go to the ball but her wicked stepmother wouldn’t let her and then the fairy godmother pops up and gives Cinderella some good news: The fairy godmother tells Cinderella that she will provide for her everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on 2 conditions. Cinderella asks what she needs to do and the fairy godmother replies, “First, you must wear a diaphragm.” Cinderella’s mouth drops open and says, “You must be crazy! I’m on the pill, and I don’t need to wear a diaphragm.” (more…)
Beer Helps. Nice Creative.
Tuesday, August 26th, 2008